16 7 / 2014

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via lubricates)

12 7 / 2014

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

12 7 / 2014

10 7 / 2014

10 7 / 2014

niggaimdeadass:

acoogihatandadream:

That’s a tech right?

son black people tho!!!

niggaimdeadass:

acoogihatandadream:

That’s a tech right?

son black people tho!!!

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

10 7 / 2014

  • 1: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • 2: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • 3: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • 4: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • 5: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • 6: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • 7: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • 8: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • 9: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • 10: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • 11: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • 12: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • 13: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • 14: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

10 7 / 2014

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

image

i cant fucking breathe

(Source: milliardo, via lubricates)

10 7 / 2014

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via lubricates)

10 7 / 2014

applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

(via beyondthebooty)

10 7 / 2014

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

(via beyondthebooty)

10 7 / 2014

10 7 / 2014

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

10 7 / 2014

10 7 / 2014

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via hugs-are-lovely)

10 7 / 2014