15 9 / 2014

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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14 9 / 2014

literally my favorite commercial ever.

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14 9 / 2014

13 9 / 2014

trickbit:

vespertinavi:

My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.

Stephen Gammell was probably my biggest inspiration growing up, one of them anyway. 

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11 9 / 2014

chairman-miaow:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

What this really should mention to add to the bad-assitude is that “Garbo” never actually set foot in England during his early stint reporting to the Nazis.  He was ordered to move to England, but moved to Lisbon instead where he used tourist guides to England, magazines, and train schedules to manufacture intelligence reports on places he had never been or seen. 

And it also fails to mention his greatest role, which was helping in the success of Operation Mincemeat. Operation Mincemeat was a plan concocted by the anti-espionage branch of MI5 which packed a dead body into a submarine, sailed to the Spanish coast whereupon it floated the body to shore carrying disinformation plans to the shore whereupon it would be picked up by Spanish fascist-sympathizers, passed on to the German intelligence branch in Madrid and onto Berlin.  (Oh and it should be mentioned they created an entire identity and backstory for the body, including letters, theater tickets, laundry receipts, gave him a fake fiance, and made him Catholic to decrease the likelihood of the Spanish inspecting the body too carefully (instead burying it right away))  Garbo’s part in all this was convincing his German handlers that this information was indeed genuine and the British were worried it was lost and had fallen into the wrong hands when the body “accidentally” washed ashore in Spain.  The information made it’s way to Berlin and convinced among others, Hitler, that the Allied build up of troops in Tunisia was not aimed at Sicily (the most logical target), but Greece and Sardinia (the false targets identified in the false letters planted on the dead body which mentioned Sicily as the cover target for the invasions and not the main thrust).  Thus when Operation Husky (the invasion of Sicily) commenced, casualties only rated in hundreds and thousands instead of the 10,000 that were expected.  Possibly the greatest intelligence coup in the course of the war.

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10 9 / 2014

malachaibarker:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

This has been a public service announcement

How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want.

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Tough guy hiding behind a screen. Lolz. Tollz feeding trollz. Good job bruh. You make fun of people to feel better about yourself. Thank you for helping set back humanity a few years. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Oh wait, wasn’t that your advice?

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I’m enjoying feeding this troll. Let’s see how high his standing is on a social media site because people ‘like’ his posts.

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i’m loving these madden gifs

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10 9 / 2014

10 9 / 2014

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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10 9 / 2014

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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10 9 / 2014

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

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08 9 / 2014

sailllboat:

october is coming 

sailllboat:

october is coming 

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06 9 / 2014

04 9 / 2014

04 9 / 2014

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

Trying it!

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

Trying it!

02 9 / 2014

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

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